What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Bible.. Hm.?

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?